NO THIS IS NOT MY CHARACTER Dx

Note: I write "Okami Amber" (seeing as that was how she often wrote it for some reason) but her surname is "Okami," not Amber. Sorry for the confusion :3

Anyways~

This is a character that was made by a girl at my school; I shared a role-play journal with ... and she is the perfect example of how NOT to make a character.

All of this is UN-MODIFIED INFORMATION—I touched none of it or changed it in anyway, unless I added something—then it’s in italics with a dash before it, and more than not just further information, or a comment. I like to comment. 8D

I can’t make this shit up, people.

Spelling errors are left in for lulzing purposes 8D ... and sorry if it's really long xD

IT'S FUNNY THOUGH I SWEAR ;D

+ + + +

Name: Okami Amber — (Oo-kahm-mee Am-burr) (Yes, she actually believes that’s how you spell “Ookami.” )
Nickname: Akizakura (A fall flower) — (Actually, I believe it means an “Autumnal Cherry Tree.” )
Age: 14 —(I know she'd be 16 now, but this journal is two years old; someone brought this up and I figured I'd address it)
Sex: Female
Height: 5’ 4”
Weight: 95 lbs. — (Someone’s anorexic.)
Race: Okami (wolf)— (So she's named herself after her own species?)
Weapon(s): Hands and feet (good w/ body fighting), water poured katana, ninja tools + jutsu, water control (like Gaara’s sand)
Village: Village Hidden in the Tides and Shadows
Element(s): Water and Illusions/Psy. — ( … She means “ psychic ” )
Status: Single (starts to crush on Sasuke)
Family: Mom— healer. Dad— katana fighter. Both were killed by Itachi.
Headband: Black, on 4head
Eyes: Hazel, half-demon pupil (uses a lot of jutsu in eyes)
Hair: Brown (when it’s in the sun the blonde highlights shine), black tips
Date of Birth: November 7, 1992
Ninja Rank: Genin (I’m still working on it)
Intelligence: Unknow (And I’m not saying I’m stupid XD)
Personality: Cold, mean but shy. Smart-ass and wise. Quiet around people I don’t know. When I get to know them more I open up, and I’m a little nicer. Smartass and wise. Can be a bitch but also a sweetheart.
Likes: Being alone, daydreaming, wolves, water, training, a warm breeze
Dislikes: Sakura (XD), preps, loud noises (‘cuz of ears), show offs, rich people, people that think they can win and they brag about it before they even start to fight.
Friends W/: Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro (sp)(I grew up with them)
Demon: 7-Tailed Wolf (This was present throughout the story; it just wasn’t on her profile page.)

Kekkei Genkai: “The Okami Eye” (a blood clan eye) — (Ahoy Mary-sue-ness! *puts on Pirate hat* )

● It’s in both my eyes

● It blocks out other eyes so they can’t be used against me (like the sharigon, byakugan, or ur eye). — (As in, my character’s eye? Which does nothing FYI besides allowing her to, y’know, see?)

● Mimics moves (like the sharigon)

● Paralyze (sp) oppents

● Reads minds

● Call water demon wolfes (and they kill anything in their path)

● The Sharigon Illusions dont work on me either

● Control others bodies but still have control over my body

Past: (I have to add things, since some of her “ past ” was “revealed” during the Role Play. Whatever I add, it’s in italics) (Again, spelling/grammar errors and chat-speak left in for the lulz 8D)

When I was lil I was curse w/ the demon (almost like Naruto). My parents were always nice to me (My mom was a healer and my dad was a katana master and sold swords). I wore a hat to cover my ears. When I was little I went to the Uchiha clan to sell swords. That was when I met Sasuke plus when we were leaving Itachi killed my parents. I ran away to my village. I lived there for a few more years … taking all the pain w/ ppl being scared of me (cuz they thought I killed them). Soon I became so mad, sad, and alone I killed them all. Then I ran off to the sand village and lived w/ G + Te + K — (That’s Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro, everyone).

Okay, now, it’s my turn. Now, let’s see here … (and I didn’t make this shit up, I swear. I can show you the page it’s on in our RP journal if you want proof :3 ). Well, first off, Amber is apparently actually Amber-hime (“ Princess Amber ” ) of the … * looks up at profile * Village Hidden in the Tides and Shadows. So, somehow she’s royalty … but her parents do not live in any big mansion or anything. They … are out selling swords—saywutnow?

Other “Interesting” Facts: (From what I’ve discovered or noticed.)

● She’s a typical “Mary-Sue” —

+ She has Sasuke falling all over here, but she only gives a side-ways glance to him, until she needs him. Eventually the two admit their undying love for each other. Of course.

+ Even though she uses crazy amounts of chakra by the minute in her eyes, she is perfectly fine and standing.

+ She has a relation/similarity to almost all the canon characters she knows (Meeting Sasuke when little, having a demon like Naruto, growing up with the Sand Siblings, etcetera… ).

+ She replaces Sakura on Team 7.

+ The canon characters act OOC when around her, with Sasuke blushing frequently and doing “nice things” to “help her out”

+ Of course, the story revolves around her and what she can do.

+ Her past contradicts the original canon storyline— [SPOILER!!!!!!] Itachi was instructed to kill his own family, not anyone else. He was not insane; he was simply following orders. He would not have even taken a side-glance to any other people… and why would you sell only in the Uchiha compound anyway? There are plenty more people outside of the compound!

EDIT: Wait, if she was living in another country (seeing at her village is not within the Fire Country), why would her parents go ALL THE WAY to the FIRE COUNTRY simply to sell swords??

+ Most to all villages wouldn't allow a random (and probably bloody since she "killed everyoene") child into their territory in fear of spies or something. It's hard to even get past the borders without a passport!

+ She’s much too light to be considered healthy— 95 lbs. at 5’ 4” is anorexic. That’s my height. She’s fucking shorter than me and I weigh over a hundred. I know you can be this weight and not be anorexic (someone's already complained about this to me), but with that chest, those hips, and the fact she's a NINJA (thus, they have a lot of muscle, which weighs more than fat- ninjas are heavier than most people due to muscle mass) proves that she's not a healthy camper. Touche'.

+ She’s unafraid of Gaara and yells at him frequently for his killing habits, while suddenly my character (who is normally very stoic and cold) is afraid of him, which she wouldn’t be. More OOC-ness! She also likes to make my character look like a slut (which, ahem, Yuriy is NOT) and criticize the other characters, but is never chastised for it (such as calling Naruto a moron, or Gaara a selfish brat).

+ Not only is she a great fighter, she also has awesome HEALINGPOWAHS!!111oneone!!!12

+ She’s a jinchuuriki. Her demon is the 7-tailed wolf … which looks suspiciously like the Kyuubi. By the way, isn’t there already a wolf demon? The FIVE-tailed wolf, perhaps? Let me answer that for you: Yes. There’s even a jinchuuriki for it now, actually. Folks, go meet Mr. Smoking Shroom Guy.

+ She can summon… a wolf (that is different from her already able to summon “water wolfes” ) actually— surprise, surprise! After all, every good Mary-Sue has to have some super-powerful summon to top of her (un-) godly power, amirite? And wolves are so bad-ass.

+ Her hair takes more than 3 words to describe (it takes a full sentence, actually).

+ “Okami Amber” is named after herself— Amber is her real name. Her real WESTERN name, may I add.

● Her gloves/arm bands are stolen from Sasuke, while her shirt/netting that is “so creative” is actually mimicked from Gaara’s brown strap. The idea of having a demon is taken from Naruto (which is even pointed out by her).

● Her “super-cool-original-village-symbol” symbol can actually be found as a DEFAULT in one of the PhotoShop Brush sets.

● This isn’t really a fact more as an observation, but … Aren’t a wolf’s pupils round, not slit? o_O

+ + + + +

Tl;dr. It was really hilarious if you did, though 8D

So remember, kids: AVOID BEING LIKE THIS CHICK D: MAKE GOOD CHARACTERS!

AMBER OKAMI (c) Amber, from school
Image (c) Me (this probably won't be a problem, but DO NOT USE THIS AS A BASE.)

Profile is the combined effort of myself ... and Amber ;3 Thank you Amber, your awful character is going to help many improve or create their goods ones

_{EDIT: Any clubs I participate in have my permission to use this picture and profile in their gallery.}

EDIT: I scanned some images from her and my RP journal. Below are a serious of links so you may laugh ... loudly.

Some are just excerpts from the RP P: They're still funneh though~ And prove even further that she's a Mary-Sue :3 The stuff in red is what I was mainly focusing, but if you read the whole thing it's even funnier 8D Really.

For moar lulz, continue on --- >

Excerpts:
(Warning: her handwriting is hard to read and she cannot spell well)

[link] - Not afraid of Gaara? Wut? And using other people's characters to compliment her own? LOL.

[link] - She luvs Sasukay n he luvs her back. Rly.

[link] - RAPE

[link] - EVRY1 WANTS HER n Sasukay luuvss her and becomes Rock Lee 8D OOC to the MAX.

[link] - SHE'S SPECIAL U GAIZ .. and copied some guy's water katana from the Naruto Movie (WHO THE HELL IS HE?! SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE .___.;; I can't remember~~~ ). This is a continuation basically of the first link P:

Images:

[link] - Her "younger" self...

[link] - "Younger" self and her "demon" ...

[link] - Anatomy is just a suggestion...

[link] - ... and she says she's better at drawing than me; this is her "new look" which is barely different that her old ... ... Those are size DDD by the way.

[link] - Her TRAGIK PAST DD: ... and funny-eyed mother who is supposed to be crying.

[link] - THE EYE IN QUESTION.

LOL NOW IT REALLY IS TL;DR

xD Sorry!

I did it for the lulz.

Let me know if any image-links are broken/un-working. Imageshack is giving me issues, for some reason.

"EDITOR'S" NOTE: The original creator acknowledges that her character was a Mary-Sue and gave me permission to do this (though I don't know how much she actually knows I did XD). I am actually somewhat friends with that girl now, so this is in NO WAY a personal jab-- AT ALL! We are ALL guilty of our Mary-Sues, but Amber was the perfect example and she knows it. Thank you!